I didn't hit her
It's not true
It's bullshit I did not hit her
I did not

I didn't hit her
It's not true
It's bullshit I did not hit her
I did not

Oh hi, Mark
Oh hey, Johnny. What's up?
I have a problem with lisa, she said that I hit her
What? Well did you?
No it's not true. Don't you even ask. What's new with you?
Oh, I'm just sitting up here thinkin, you know? I've got a question for you
Yeah
Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do
What makes you say that?
Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just. I'm just thinkin'
I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me

Yeah man you never know, people are very strange these days
I used to know a girl
She had a dozen guys
One of 'em found out about it
Beat her up so bad
That she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero street

Ha ha ha! What a story Mark!
Yeah you can say that again (You can say that again)
Ha ha ha! What a story Mark!
Yeah you can say that again
I'm so happy to have you as my best friend and I love Lisa so much
Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky
Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark
Yeah, yeah. Maybe you're right. Maybe I have one already, I don't know yet
Well what happened? Remember Betty? That's her name?
Betty?
Yeah

Well we don't see each other anymore you know
She wasn't any good in bed
She was beautiful but we had too many arguments

That's too bad my Lisa's great when I can get it

Oh man I just can't figure women out
Sometimes they're just too smart
Sometimes they're flat out stupid
And other times, they're just evil

Seems to me like you're the expert mark
No definitely not an expert, Johnny (Not an expert at all)
Seems to me like you're the expert mark
No definitely not an expert, Johnny
What's bothering you mark?
Nothin', Man
Do you, do you have some secrets?
Forget it
Why don't you talk? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Why? Forget it dude
Is it some secret? Tell me
No, forget it. Talk to you later
Well, whatever